

For more detail refer to advice #1.Īdvice #6: Stop being a special fucking snowflake! Too much has passed between Liam and me in the short timeĪdvice #5: If you are the most wanted fugitive in the country, stop giving your name to strangers. Scarcely know Liam-but I scarcely knew Roan either, and Caro still Was a reason I left Everless without saying more than thank you. Killing everyone she cares about, it’s logical to not let a potential hot abs love interest to live. You are an evil murderess who wants to hurt her ancient enemy by “They killed my father justįor stepping inside Everless. The old anger swirls in me,Īwakened by the barbed words on my tongue. “Your motherĪnd the Gerlings ruined my life,” I spit. Ivan, of the interchangeable Gerling faces that stole every blood-ironįrom my papa’s belt, I twist my face into a mask of anger. Her mother, don’t go by telling her they deserved it. If you want your twin sister to believe you didn’t kill her fiancee and It’s the first question that I didn’t see coming, and it makes my breath catch. “Why are you telling me this?” Amma whispers. You can eatĪnd rest, and tell me when you’re feeling better what’s going on.”Īdvice #2: Stop info-dumping people with overwhelming information. You’re not making any sense.” Amma lets out a strangled laugh, and IĬan tell she’s trying for her usual briskness.

Sure people will think you are totally sane and would beĮxtremely willing to help you overthrow the queen. Meet that you are an ancient reincarnated magical being called theĪlchemist. Stop making any sense by walking around and telling every stranger you A guide on how to throw logic to the dogs and stomp on its bones.
